TELETOON at Night

She’s too good for you! – Kate Upton

fred — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:00:52 +0000

This girl is everywhere, and did you see her decorating Easter eggs?

Guh. She makes eating a burger arousing. Yeesh.

The Internet has Videos – Danish Slow Motion

fred — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:58:38 +0000

Every wanted top take a lawnmower to your carpet, and film it in ultra slow motion?
That’s how the roll in Denmark.

YOU are Office Rambo

fred — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:43:17 +0000

This guy is named Jorge Sprave.
He is a terrifying man, but will teach you how to kill stuff with things lying around your desk.

I would encourage you to check out his Youtube Channel (the slingshot channel). Unless you’re evil, in which case, please go watch some kitten videos.

Movie Review: Aeon Flux

fred — Sun, 13 May 2012 13:42:38 +0000

Top 5 – Gifts to give your Mom on Mother’s Day

fred — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:28:09 +0000

She’s too good for you! – Alison Brie

fred — Wed, 09 May 2012 13:00:07 +0000

She’s on Mad Men AND Community, and she also plays a key role in countless masturbatory fantasies.

But the thing about her is she can do it all, she’s like the wholesome girl who CAN be bad, and wants you to know it. Plus she has an incredible voice.

That sounds weird. But it’s true. She has an amazing way of talking that just makes me wanna listen. She should release a CD of her talking about the chemical elements, it could easily be constituted as pornography, and I’m ok with people being aroused to discussions of Rhodium.

The Internet Has Videos – Lockout = Guy Pearce Being Awesome in Space

fred — Tue, 08 May 2012 13:00:07 +0000

This movie looks thoroughly enjoyable … it’s Escape From New York in space. And Guy Pearce isn’t in nearly enough movies.

Then there’s the leaked five minutes of footage from Wondercon …

Now this may not be from Lockout (the movie that I’ve been hyping in the past two videos) BUT it IS from Prometheus and it’s a brilliant piece of viral marketing.

The Muppet Show Pitch ….

fred — Mon, 07 May 2012 13:01:27 +0000

Yes. This is the original pitch that Jim Henson sent to CBS way back when …

Now here’s one of my fave bits ever, Animal vs Buddy Rich …

Movie Review – Independence Day

fred — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:00:58 +0000

Top 5 – People I’d want as a midwife

fred — Fri, 04 May 2012 19:32:58 +0000