Today, we discuss the final pillar of May 24 weekend, turning our attention to man’s (and woman’s) best friend: BEER. Through all of life’s ups and downs, beer is the one thing you can always count on. The one thing that will never let you down. Bad day at work? Beer makes it better. Too many salty snacks? An ice-cold beer will wash it all away. No friends? No problem. Just drink beer*.
Unfortunately there are people out there who think that beer is bad. In order to refute this ridiculous claim, we have compiled a list of beer pros and cons.
Beer is good because…
It tastes like happiness.
It’s cold and refreshing.
It makes boring people seem more interesting.
It gives you super-human strength. Or at least the illusion of super-human strength.
Just like humans it is made up of 75% water. Coincidence?
Beer is bad because…
Who are we kidding? There’s nothing bad about beer.
So there you have it, folks: bbq, buddies and beer, the holy trinity of any long weekend. The moment you’ve all been waiting for? THEY’RE YOURS TO WIN!!! You heard me. Enter to win a BBQ, a CFL prize pack for the buds, or MONEY FOR BEER. Details here…
*TELETOON at Night doesn’t condone the drowning of one’s sorrows in alcohol.