YOU are Office Rambo

This guy is named Jorge Sprave.
He is a terrifying man, but will teach you how to kill stuff with things lying around your desk.

I would encourage you to check out his Youtube Channel (the slingshot channel). Unless you’re evil, in which case, please go watch some kitten videos.

She’s too good for you! – Alison Brie

She’s on Mad Men AND Community, and she also plays a key role in countless masturbatory fantasies.

But the thing about her is she can do it all, she’s like the wholesome girl who CAN be bad, and wants you to know it. Plus she has an incredible voice.

That sounds weird. But it’s true. She has an amazing way of talking that just makes me wanna listen. She should release a CD of her talking about the chemical elements, it could easily be constituted as pornography, and I’m ok with people being aroused to discussions of Rhodium.

The Internet Has Videos – Lockout = Guy Pearce Being Awesome in Space

This movie looks thoroughly enjoyable … it’s Escape From New York in space. And Guy Pearce isn’t in nearly enough movies.

Then there’s the leaked five minutes of footage from Wondercon …

Now this may not be from Lockout (the movie that I’ve been hyping in the past two videos) BUT it IS from Prometheus and it’s a brilliant piece of viral marketing.