Top 5 – Sports Movies
Posted: February 3rd, 2012 | Author: fred | Filed under: fred at night, top 5 | No Comments »
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Yeah, the movie is getting close to two years old now, but some friends and I just watched it again the other night. And amidst the skunky smoke of my basement, we all remarked how great Ramona looked in her wee black lace booty shorts.
HOWEVER, we also remarked how Scott should have chosen Knives at the end of the movie.

Why?
Do you have any idea how dirty groupie girls like Roman Flowers tend to be? We’re talking Joe Dirt Dirty.
Yes. THAT dirty.
But Ramona Flowers?
Still too good for you.
Use this sound bite as you disrobe, revealing your non-shredded abs…
Then as you begin what can only be described as the “orchestra of orgasmitude,” put this one on…
There are school BOYS, too, but I know how perversely obsessed you are with Sailor Moon, so I needed to get your attention.
Anyways, you know how The Hunger Games is coming to theatres in March?
There are people who refer to that movie as “Battle Royale for white folk.” I wouldn’t go that far, but I understand the statement because there are a lot of similarities between the two.
It turns out movie people feel the same way and are FINALLY releasing Battle Royale to DVD in March to ride the wave of The Hunger Games mania. For those who’ve never seen Battle Royale…
Yeah. I know. Awesome.
You know what else is awesome? 13 Assassins. Easily one of the best action movies I’ve ever seen. Period.
She’s in the Companion’s Guild in Skyrim, and from the first time she berates you for not helping her kill a giant to the time she calls you Harbinger, she’s all lady.
There are dozens of nerds touching themselves over her already…
I wouldn’t go that far, but the concept art is pretty awesome.